Thursday, July 31, 2003

buying her roses..

the song fits my mood right now..

buying her roses -reba mcentire

i took him for granted
now looking back at it
he's not the only one to blame
between the jobs and the kids
wasn't much time for him
we let the fire slip away from the flame

guess i shouldn't be suprised
but as hard as i tried
i can't believe it's happening to me
but i know where he's at
and i know it's a fact
i'd have to be blind not to see

he's out buying her roses
and where that leaves me
god only knows
i know i should tell him
to leave me forever
but what'll i do if he goes

should i put up a fight
does it matter who's right
should i ruin my life or my pride
can we save what we had
and if he comes back
will i ever get it out of my mind

he's out buying her roses
and where that leaves me
god only knows
i know i should tell him
to leave me forever
but what'll i do if he goes

ooo.. he's out
buying her roses
and where that leaves me
god only knows
i know i should tell him
to leave me forever
but what'll i do if he goes

what'll i do if he goes
what'll i do if he goes

:'(

Tuesday, July 29, 2003

i'm a bitch

yup.. that's right..

bitch -meredith brooks

i hate the world today
was so good to me
i know but i can't change
tried to tell you
but you look at me like maybe
i'm an angel underneath
innocent and sweet
yesterday i cried
must have been relieved to see
the softer side
i can understand how you'd be so confused
i don't envy you
i'm a little bit of everything
all rolled into one

i'm a bitch, i'm a lover
i'm a child, i'm a mother
i'm a sinner, i'm a saint
i do not feel ashamed
i'm you hell, i'm your dream
i'm nothing in between
you know you wouldn't want it any other way

so take me as i am
this may mean
you'll have to be a stronger man
rest assured that
when i start to make you nervous
and i'm going to extremes
tomorrow i will change
and today won't mean a thing

i'm a bitch, i'm a lover
i'm a child, i'm a mother
i'm a sinner, i'm a saint
i do not feel ashamed
i'm you hell, i'm your dream
i'm nothing in between
you know you wouldn't want it any other way

just when you think, you got me figured out
the season's already changing
i think it's cool, you do what you do
and don't try to change me

i'm a bitch, i'm a lover
i'm a child, i'm a mother
i'm a sinner, i'm a saint
i do not feel ashamed
i'm you hell, i'm your dream
i'm nothing in between
you know you wouldn't want it any other way

i'm a bitch, i'm a tease
i'm a goddess on my knees
when you hurt, when you suffer
i'm your angel undercover
i've been numb, i'm revived
can't say i'm not alive
you know i wouldn't want it any other way

at least, in the song, i am.. ;)

oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz

im trying to finish up posting all of the songs that i had sung the other night fer karaoke. but i really don't see that happening much.. lol.. sorry ya'lls.

mercedes benz -janis joplin

oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?
my friends all drive porsches, i must make amends
worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
so lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?

oh lord, won't you buy me a color tv?
dialing for dollars is trying to fine me
i wait for delivery each day until three
so oh lord, won't you buy me a color tv?

oh lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
i'm counting on you, lord, please don't let me down
prove that you love me and buy the next round
oh lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?

everybody!
oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?
my friends all drive porsches, i must make amends
worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
so oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?

yup. a little janis joplin fer all ya'lls. ;)

Saturday, July 26, 2003

Karaoke Night!! Woo-hoo!!

the simple list of the songs that i had sung last night is on my other blog, here ya'll find the lyrics to everything that i did sing. :)

why haven't i heard from you -reba mcentire

back in 1876 an ol' boy named bell
invented a contraption that we know so well
by the 1950's they were in everybody's home
it's a crazy little thing they call the telephone
now there's one on every corner, in the back of every bar
you can get one in your briefcase, on a plane, or in your car

so tell me why (why)
haven't i (haven't i), heard from you
(why haven't i heard from you)
tell me why (why)
haven't i (haven't i), heard from you
(why haven't i heard from you)
i say now darlin' (darlin), honey (honey),
what is your excuse
why haven't i heard from you

well there's no problem gettin' to me
baby you can dial driect
i got call forward and call waiting
you can even call collect
the sevice man he told me that my phone is working fine
and i've come to the conclusion trouble isn't with my line
i'm sure the operator will be glad to put you through
so dial zero for assistance if this all confuses you

so tell me why (why)
haven't i (haven't i), heard from you
(why haven't i heard from you)
tell me why (why)
haven't i (haven't i), heard from you
(why haven't i heard from you)
i say now darlin' (darlin), honey (honey),
what is your excuse
why haven't i heard from you

there better been a flood, a landslide of mud
a fire that burns up the wires
and a thunder so loud with a black funnel cloud
a natural disaster i know nothin' about

so tell me why (why)
haven't i (haven't i), heard from you
(why haven't i heard from you)
tell me why (why)
haven't i (haven't i), heard from you
(why haven't i heard from you)
i say now darlin' (darlin), honey (honey),
what is your excuse
why haven't i heard from you

so tell me why (why)
haven't i (haven't i), heard from you
(why haven't i heard from you)
tell me why (why), haven't i (haven't i)
heard from you
(why haven't i heard from you)
i say now darlin' (darlin), honey (honey),
what is your excuse
why haven't i heard from you
you you you you you you you you you


that don't impress me much -shania twain

i've known a few guy who thought they were pretty smart
but you've got being right down to an art
you think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
you're a regular original know it all

oh-oo, you think you're special
oh-oo, you think you're something else
(spoke) okay, so you're a rocket scientist

that don't impress me much
so you got the brains but have you got the touch
now don't get me wrong, yeah i think you're alright
but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
that don't impress me much

i never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
and a comb up his sleeve, just in case
and all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'cause heaven fordid it should fall outta place

oh-oo, you think you're special
oh-oo, you think you're something else
(spoken) okay, so you're brad pitt

that don't impress me much
so you got the looks but have you got the touch
now don't get me wrong, yeah i think you're alright
but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
that don't impress me much

you're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
you make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
i can't believe you kiss you car at night
c'mon baby tell me, you must be joking right

oh-oo, you think you're special
oh-oo, you think you're something else
(spoken) okay, so you've got a car

that don't impress me much
so you got the moves but have you got the touch
now don't get me wrong, yeah i think you're alright
but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
that don't impress me much

that don't impress me much
you think you're cool but have you got the touch
now don't get me wrong, yeah i think you're alright
but that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely nights
that don't impress me much

(spoken) okay, so what do you think you're elvis or something,
whatever

that don't impress me

i already posted the lyrics for "my cellmate thinks i'm sexy" and "i don't have to be me (til monday)" so, if you want those, just scroll on down (or check the arcives) fer 'em. :)

i'm going to get some other work done for right now, and will post the others later. :)

Friday, July 25, 2003

i'm outta here!

(stupid popups, i accently closed this window, so now i gotta retype everything... grrr... )
here's two more songs fer ya'll...

i'm gone -cyndi thomson

one more time
yeah, that's what i said back a couple of times ago
thank you
kindly for reminding me i'm good to go

i'm gone
and i'm taking all my good stuff
gone, gone
you'll never get it back
i'm gone, gone
been a long time coming
bet you're gonna miss me bad

that's right
this party isn't all that it's cracked up to be
yeah, boy
you gotta grab yourself a partner but don't look at me

i'm gone
and i'm taking all my good stuff
gone, gone
you'll never get it back
i'm gone, gone
been a long time coming
bet you're gonna miss me bad

hey you
yeah, you there with that smug look smeared across your face
that's right
i've got better things to do then hang around this place

i'm gone
and i'm taking all my good stuff
gone, gone
you'll never get it back
i'm gone, gone
been a long time coming
bet you're gonna miss me bad

i'm gone
and i'm taking all my good stuff
gone, gone
you'll never get it back
i'm gone, gone
been a long time coming
bet you're gonna miss me bad
bet you're gonna miss me bad


get over yourself -shedaisy

(spoken)
tone deaf, tone deaf

ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh
da da da da da da

you say you're gun shy
i say you're spineless
you think you're pensive
i think you're mindless
such a busy little drone
that your heart beats in monotones
so loud you can't hear me
repetition's what you need

get out of my air, get off my cloud
get out of my hair, get off of my couch
get off of my lips, get out of my light
let me give you a tip, get out of my sight
get off of your knees, get out of my face
get out off my sleep, get out of my space
how long do i have to show and tell, scream and yell
get over yourself

ahh-ahh, da da da da da da da da

you say you're complicated
i say too dramatic
you think i underrate you
i think i've finally had it
with you never having time
'cause half the time you spend
designing brilliant tragedies
and it's becoming your disease, oh

get out of my air, get off my cloud
get out of my hair, get off of my couch
get off of my lips, get out of my light
let me give you a tip, get out of my sight
get off of your knees, get out of my face
get out off my sleep, get out of my space
how long do i have to show and tell, scream and yell
get over yourself

won't let you unnerve me
(you try to sting me like a pearl)
won't let you deserve me
(and toss me from your tilt-o-whirl)
and even if i kiss the dirt you're gonna see
how i don't hurt
and i don't hurt
i don't hurt

get out of my air, get off my cloud
get out of my hair, get off of my couch
get off of my lips, get out of my light
let me give you a tip, get out of my sight
get off of your knees, get out of my face
get out off my sleep, get out of my space
how long do i have to show and tell, scream and yell
get over yourself

get out of my air, get off my cloud
get out of my hair, get off of my couch
get off of my lips, get out of my light
let me give you a tip, get out of my sight
get off of your knees, get out of my face
get out off my sleep, get out of my space
how long do i have to show and tell, scream and yell
get over yourself

get over yourself
get over yourself

la la la la la la la la la la..

(fade)

well, there you have it.. i might post a few more later, if i get the time. until then..

I'm Gone!

it's a great day..

because i am in *such* a good mood right now, i'm going to post a few songs that coiside. (sp??) :) here it goes:

i don't have to be me (til monday) -steve azar

i got me a brand new car, waiting in the driveway
shinin' like a bright new star, i've been wishin' on it everyday
to take me away from here
so i called in to where i work, told a little white lie
no my back don't really hurt, but that's my alibi
my temporary ticket to anywhere but there
call it an early weekend
call it goin' off the deep end
call it what you want
i made up my mind

i don't have to be me 'til monday
friday, saturday, sunday
i ain't gonna face reality
three days without punching a time clock
three nights goin' non-stop
no work and all play
i don't have to be me
'til monday
yeah

i can do what i wanna do, be who i wanna be
i got noone to answer to, soon as i turn the key
a cash machine, gasoline, and we're outta here
call it an early weekend
call it goin' off the deep end
baby, you and me, we can leave it all behind

'cos i don't have to be me 'til monday
friday, saturday, sunday
i ain't gonna face reality
three days without punching a time clock
three nights goin' non-stop
no work and all play
i don't have to be me
'til monday
yeah

oh, three days without punching a time clock
three nights of goin' non-stop
no work and all play
i don't have to be me
'til monday

(i don't have to be me)
i don't have to be me 'til monday
(i don't have to be me)
i don't have to be me 'til monday
(i don't have to be me)
i don't have to be me 'til monday

ya'll should see the video fer that. :D very kewl..
the next one is a very fav of mine:

i feel lucky -mary chapin carpenter

well i woke up this morning stumbled out of my rack
i opened up the paper to the page in the back
it only took a minute for my finger to find
my daily dose of destiny, under my sign
my eyes just about popped out of my head
it said "the stars are stacked against you girl, get back in bed"

i feel lucky, i feel lucky, yeah
no professor doom gonna stand in my way
mmmmm, i feel lucky today

well i strolled down to the corner, gave my numbers to the clerk
the pot's eleven million so I called in sick to work
i bought a pack of camels, a burrito and a barq's
crossed against the light, made a beeline for the park
the sky began to thunder, wind began to moan
i heard a voice above me saying, "girl, you better get back home"

but i feel lucky, oh oh oh, i feel lucky, yeah
no tropical depression gonna steal my sun away
mmmmm, i feel lucky today

now eleven million later, i was sitting at the bar
i'd bought the house a double, and the waitress a new car
dwight yoakam's in the corner, trying to catch my eye
lyle lovett's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
the moral of this story, it's simple but it's true
hey the stars might lie, but the numbers never do

i feel lucky, oh oh oh, i feel lucky, yeah
hey dwight, hey lyle, boys, you don't have to fight
hot dog, i'm feeling lucky tonight

i feel lucky, grrrrr, i feel lucky, yeah
think i'll flip a coin, i'm a winner either way
mmmmmm, i feel lucky today

to finish off the title of this post, here's the song:

it's a great day to be alive -travis tritt

i got rice cooking in the microwave
got a three day beard i don't plan to shave
and it's a goofy thing but i just gotta say
hey i'm doing alright

yeah i think i'll make me some homemade soup
feelin pretty good and that's the truth
it's neither drink nor drug induced
no i'm just doin alright

and it's a great day to be alive
i know the sun's still shinin when i close my eyes
there's some hard times in the neigborhood
but why can't every day be just this good?

it's been fifteen years since i left home
said good luck to every seed i'd sown
give it my best and then i left it alone
oh...i hope their doin alright

now i look in the mirror and what do i see?
a lone wolf there starin back at me
long in the tooth but harmless as can be
lord i guess he's doin alright

and it's a great day to be alive
i know the sun's still shinin when i close my eyes
there's some hard times in the neigborhood
but why can't every day be just this good?

sometimes it's lonely
sometimes it's only me
and the shadows that fill this room
sometimes i'm fallin
desperately callin
howlin at the moon...
ahwoo!
ahwoo!

well i might go get me a new tattoo
or take my old harley for a three day cruise
might even grow me a fu man chu...
oh aww!

and it's a great day to be alive
i know the sun's still shinin when i close my eyes
there's some hard times in the neigborhood
but why can't every day be just this good?

and it's a great day to be alive
i know the sun's still shinin when i close my eyes
there's some hard times in the neigborhood
but why can't every day be just this good?

what's a day without a t judd quote? heres cledus' pardoy of "it's a great day to be alive"

it's a great day to be a guy -cledus t. judd

(spoken)
"mm, mm, mm, mm. you know i'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches"
"i'm gonna miss you too, bub."
"now i'm only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a few things i need to you do while i'm gone"
"oh, i figured there's somethin'!"
"oh, quite complainin'. all you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges, paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath, defrost the fridge, clean out the garage, sweep the chimney, and i'll see you on monday. i love you boogie, boogie."
"i love you too. an' don't you worry bout me. i'll be just fine."

i've got my socks dryin' in the microwave
hair on my back i don't plan to shave
i've got the house to myself while the wife's away
i'll be rockin' all night!

yeah, i think i'll drink me an ice cold brew
lounge in my boxers like i used to do
there'll be no ally mcbeal on the tube, no
i'll be watchin' the fight

well, it's a great day to be a guy
playin cards with my buddies until sunrise
you know, i never thought that my neighbor would
be sunbathing topless, lord, she sure looks good!

i caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake
played 18 holes with my best friend, jake
best ball i hit was when i stepped on a rake
oh, well it wasn't too bright

now i look in the fridge an' what do i see?
last night's pizza starin' back at me
pepperoni and anchovies
what a beautiful sight

well, its a great day to be a guy
buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies
got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill
i don't wanna burn my weiners but i probably will

that fried boloney and cheese macaroni
tasted good this afternoon
but now i'm passin some serious gas and
i might have to leave the room
pu!

well, i might go get me a new hairdo
spend a couple hours in a tanning booth
might even get me a gold front tooth
whoa, hah, yeah!!

and it's a great day to be a guy
but when my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide
i'll be hung over but a lookin' good
from a week of reliving my bachelorhood
it's a great day to be a guy
but another week of this and i'd probably die
i tend a party harder than i should
when my wife's not here to make me be good
yeah hoo!

ahh.. the sweet sounds of cledus.. lol
well, that's all i'm gonna post fer now. maybe after class i'll put what i might sing tonight. :D til then...

"remember, no matter what you do, do it Hillbilly Style!"

Thursday, July 24, 2003

yo, t. judd

here's the first song on this blog. YaY! :D

this is one of my *favorite* songs. ;)
i've sang this song many, many, (ok almost every week.. ) times at karaoke night down at malone's irish pub..

my cellmate thinks i'm sexy -cledus t. judd (parody of 'she thinks my tractor's sexy' by kenny chesney)

(spoken)
hi ho silver, AWAY!

after my show, thought i'd have a little fun
hopped on a house, lord he sure could run
well, i got a butt kickin when the police finally caught me
("give me back my house!!")
not a moment too soon, tim mcgraw jumped in
did his best jackie chan, caught a cop on the chin
now i don't understand why they's arrestin' me

my cellmate thinks i'm sexy, i really turn him on
he's always staring at me, oh when them guards are gone
i'm runnin out of cigarettes, he's asking me to dance
he says i'm lookin good in these orange pants
i really wish tim mcgraw was here to protect me
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy

i'd give anything to be back on my bus
i'm hidin' in my bunk, but he's climbin' on up
swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs
says he's got a dream, i'm afraid of what it is
you're never gonna see me on a horse after this
i only get one call, i hope that faith is home
(answer the phone!)

my cellmate thinks i'm sexy, he just won't leave me alone
he's blowin' kisses at me, and i'm a'duckin' em all
i hate to break it to him, i'm in no mood for romance
what part of no don't this fool understand?
well, i'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy

well one day behind bars is long enough,
'cos when i drop that soap, won't his eyes light up!!!

my cellmate thinks i'm, ugh,
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy, i really turn him on
my name is kenny chesney, this ain't where i belong
me and tim's in trouble, buddy, one thing is for sure
george strait's gonna kick us off his george strait tour
i'd call tracy lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy

i had him from hello.. hello.. hello..
was up!

ok, i know.. i don't need the lyrics, so why'd i post 'em first? duh. so all ya'lls can know what i'm singin! ;) 

where'd ya'll go?

welcome to another one of my many blogs. this one is just for lyrics, songs, what im listening to, etc.. :D
if you got any songs that you want the lyrics to or have, etc, etc.. a nice hand-written email will be nice. hehe.. thx. :)