yo, t. judd
here's the first song on this blog. YaY! :Dthis is one of my *favorite* songs. ;)
i've sang this song many, many, (ok almost every week.. ) times at karaoke night down at malone's irish pub..
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy -cledus t. judd (parody of 'she thinks my tractor's sexy' by kenny chesney)
(spoken)
hi ho silver, AWAY!
after my show, thought i'd have a little fun
hopped on a house, lord he sure could run
well, i got a butt kickin when the police finally caught me
("give me back my house!!")
not a moment too soon, tim mcgraw jumped in
did his best jackie chan, caught a cop on the chin
now i don't understand why they's arrestin' me
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy, i really turn him on
he's always staring at me, oh when them guards are gone
i'm runnin out of cigarettes, he's asking me to dance
he says i'm lookin good in these orange pants
i really wish tim mcgraw was here to protect me
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy
i'd give anything to be back on my bus
i'm hidin' in my bunk, but he's climbin' on up
swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs
says he's got a dream, i'm afraid of what it is
you're never gonna see me on a horse after this
i only get one call, i hope that faith is home
(answer the phone!)
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy, he just won't leave me alone
he's blowin' kisses at me, and i'm a'duckin' em all
i hate to break it to him, i'm in no mood for romance
what part of no don't this fool understand?
well, i'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy
well one day behind bars is long enough,
'cos when i drop that soap, won't his eyes light up!!!
my cellmate thinks i'm, ugh,
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy, i really turn him on
my name is kenny chesney, this ain't where i belong
me and tim's in trouble, buddy, one thing is for sure
george strait's gonna kick us off his george strait tour
i'd call tracy lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy
my cellmate thinks i'm sexy
i had him from hello.. hello.. hello..
was up!
ok, i know.. i don't need the lyrics, so why'd i post 'em first? duh. so all ya'lls can know what i'm singin! ;)
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